Death #1: The Ohlo Negotiation
Do not haggle with an old man who keeps an army in the next room.
Every so often, Aldren, Mara, Lucian, and Merrick manage to get all four of themselves killed at once.
Since death apparently isn't permanent anymore, I figured I should at least keep a record of their ineptitude.
Fine. My ineptitude. Whatever. Shut up.
Total Party Wipes So Far: 7
Do not haggle with an old man who keeps an army in the next room.
Sometimes Sleep works. Sometimes it really doesn't.
The sword worked. Everything else did not.
The lock never stood a chance. Neither did the party.
Interstellar gang signs apparently do not translate into Lizard Man.
Apparently the first lesson wasn’t clear enough.
When someone named Norris the Gray tells you to surrender, perhaps consider the offer.
To be continued, almost certainly.