Unsolicited opinions about pretty much anything.

Welcome to Nobody Asked!

This is where I review whatever the hell I feel like reviewing: games, movies, music, restaurants, tattoo shops, live shows, products, places, and anything else that happens to earn an opinion.

There is no theme, no schedule, and absolutely no claim of objectivity. Some things will be new. Some will be old. Some will be great, and some will make me wonder how they ever escaped into the world. The only thing these reviews have in common is that nobody asked for them.

Since these reviews are unsolicited, everything is rated using another thing nobody asked for in the 1990s: AOL trial discs. Each 💿 represents one disc, and more discs means better. A half-disc appears as ½💿 whenever I feel like pretending any of this is scientific.

• 💿 — Straight in the Trash
• 💿 💿 — Well, It’s a Coaster
• 💿 💿 💿 — Fine, I’ll Install It
• 💿 💿 💿 💿 — Fuck It, Tie Up the Phone
• 💿 💿 💿 💿 💿 — YOU’VE GOT FUCKING MAIL!

• Dapper Tattoo — Tattoo shop in Shamokin, Pennsylvania
  A spotless, old-school shop with talented artists, a relaxed family atmosphere, and one truly life-changing bathroom light switch.

Nothing here yet. The first unsolicited opinion is still being yelled into existence.

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